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Find out everything you need to know about a person by asking them how many hours before their flight they like to get to the airport.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 25, 2016

It's important that we take the time on #WorldPenguinDay to look at GIFs of penguins falling over pic.twitter.com/4Y1m5CxUor

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 25, 2016

Don’t put your child onstage. Devastating graph shows #Prince death was NOT premature for a popstar
(via @Wonkblog) pic.twitter.com/l2LBibP5ly

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) April 24, 2016

Thank you for all the lovely correspondence received so far for The Queen's birthday #Queenat90 pic.twitter.com/pUULy5Aafl

— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) April 24, 2016

"I might have an early night" – Translation: I might go to bed to read my phone earlier than usual

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 25, 2016

#McFlyAnthology https://t.co/IbcwVRGR7e pic.twitter.com/xa6ato0nQg

— mcfly (@mcflymusic) April 25, 2016

I have no time for your silly games pic.twitter.com/mRnPv0WG6Q

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 27, 2016

Today's forecast:
9am: blue skies, sunny, 7°C
2pm: black skies, hail then snow then light shower of frogs, -11°C
7pm: sunny again, 17°C

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 27, 2016

Julian Fellowes' great-grandfather was President of #Downton Agricultural College, hence the name of the show! #DowntonFact

— Downton Abbey (@DowntonAbbey) April 26, 2016

Evenings are good though, aren't they? #RelatableContent

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 26, 2016

Says the man who just let #3000children remain abandoned #DubsAmendment shame on you @David_Cameron shame on you https://t.co/XkPJ9UnYjL

— Sue Crocombe (@shinybluedress) April 26, 2016

My feeling is if we bomb a country & sold arms to their head of state we should take responsibility for the aftermath #3000children #protect

— Jonny Lee (@JonnyJLee) April 26, 2016

Leicester also one match from preventing Spurs from becoming the most hated team in sporting history.

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) April 25, 2016

WEIRD WORLD> Windows 10 upgrade message interrupts live TV weather forecasthttps://t.co/u1VuQYZp6u pic.twitter.com/ATRKJOza4S

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 29, 2016

"What are you up to this weekend?" pic.twitter.com/xbHSafPIUz

— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 29, 2016

I can't even explain the joy that Prince Harry and the Queen bring as a double act. Get them a YouTube channel ASAP.

— Ryan Love (@RyanJL) April 29, 2016

When I say I think Leicester will thump Man U 4-1 tomorrow people say I'm nuts. But football is nuts. Or else Leicester wouldn't be top.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 30, 2016

I love the NHS. It's treated friends, family and strangers in dire trouble with no judgment and no charge. The best of Britain. #NHSMillion

— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) April 30, 2016